Instant Madness

A snippet of a conversation with my mother over instant messenger:

Mom: hey
TZ:yes?
Mom:do you happen to have glen's address?
TZ:did you blog?
TZ:i do
Mom: yes i did
TZ:hold on a sec
TZ:111111 Main Dr.
Mom: ty
TZ:ty? ty pennington?
TZ:i don't have his address
Mom: no, thank you
TZ:now was typing it out so hard?
Mom: get with it
Mom: not hard, time consuming
TZ:your blog isn't up
Mom:i don't type that fast
Mom:i published it
TZ:and time consuming? for like 7 letters?
TZ:when?
Mom:where are you looking
Mom:this am.
TZ:http://jilceedeerinheadlights.blogspot.com/
TZ:i see nothing, do you?
TZ:i mean I see the test ones from ryan and adam, but nothing else
Mom: no. i am upset. i could even look at it in blog form after i hit publish. where is it?
TZ:i don't know
TZ:still think I was wrong in asking you if you knew how to publish it?
TZ:ah - you have 2
TZ:http://jilcee.blogspot.com/
Mom:it's under jilce. i want to move it & delete jilce. how do i do that?
TZ:well to move it, you copy and paste it to the other one
Mom:i thought of that but i copied . . . not sure if i can get in to paste
TZ:paste it in a regular text doc for now
TZ:then go into "change settings" for the jilcee blog
TZ:at the bottom there is an option to delete it
Mom:what do you mean a regular text doc?
TZ:just paste it into note pad, or MS word for now - that way you can save it and not accidentally delete your writing
Mom:i copied under "edit" & then couldn't find it to paste when i changed to from jilce to deer
TZ: copy it again. open a blank document. paste it.
Mom: blank in word?
TZ:yes
Mom: can't do it. maybe i should just rename the one i have & go with it & delete the other one
TZ:you can do that too
Mom:can you do it for me?
TZ:crikey
TZ:yes.
TZ:i need your login info
Mom:*user* *password* i want "deer in headlights" as my blog name--more anonymous--then let me know how to get to it
TZ:http://jilceedeerinheadlights.blogspot.com/
TZ:the dashboard is the same
TZ:in the same place I mean
Mom:ty
Mom:oh, i mean THANK YOU
Mom:gg
TZ:you're welcome
TZ:gg?
Mom:good going
TZ:are you 12?
Mom:duh
TZ:if you are going to have to explain all of your little abbreviations to me anyway, why not just type them out?
Mom:k
TZ:i'm just saying